54944 notes // 10:36 am // reblog
I hope Romney has a daughter and that halfway through her 3rd abortion, she realizes she’s a full-blown lesbian and moves to New York and meets and falls in love with a black woman and they get married and drive off after their reception in an eco friendly car with an Obama sticker on the back bumper.
Please, if you’re attracted to guys and would date a guy who has been raped, reblog this.
Alternatively, if you’re attracted to girls and you’d date a girl who has been raped, reblog this.
ONLY IN THESE 2 CASES.
(via coffeecatsandsparkles)2900 notes // 9:48 am // reblog
héllo yés í ám spéákíng frénch
*Bonjour. *Oui, *je *suis *parler *français
ok congratulations u missed the joke good job
(via kiarnajones)125187 notes // 9:44 am // reblog
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getting a tumblr was the worst decision of my academic life
we could be married and i still wouldnt text u first
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